feeling sick. yes, that's me! oh well. yes, Maria dear, wanted me to blog now. so okay, here i am. but i have no ideas of what to write. well i can start with that i was in Denamrk yesterday. it's another country. and i got home VERY late. and i went to school today. but i had to go hime, because my head hurts and i couldn't concentrate on anything. so no reason to stay there.

and that is THE new... so erh... se ya?!
-Captain HB-

(29 days :D)

DENMARK

yes. sorry, haven't bloged for some time now. two day... meh. well it's early now. 7:07am. the reason for this is that i'm going to Denmark with the school. so i'll be gong all day.
so...

see ya
-Captain HB-

school

oh, hello. i am at school. now. having art class. i'm supposed to draw a sculpture which i'm supposed to make in gypsum later. i think it can be fun. i think i'm gonna draw a pregnant lady. or something. maybe i'll post a picture of it later. that would be fun. i think. and you'll probably have a good laugh :P

oh, and yes, i didn't blog for yesterday, i wasn't feeling well, and i still aren't feeling well, so i went to bed rather early... but i didn't do anything special. i was a slave for mom... so as i said nothing unusual...

i should probably stop now, i'll update this blog later... i'll at least try :P

-Captain HB-

SALAD

me and maria was in Kr.Sand. shopping. but the thing is... we don't like shopping. kind of.. so we didn't use much time there. BUT i vought 4 new movies and slippers and socks! :D i think that was that. yeah. oh and on our bus-trip home i ate some salad. but maybe not like you would think... i didn't have any forks. and they didn't have any at the store. so i bought a pack of plastic knives O.o

so yeah. maria laugh, not with me, but of me. O.o

sleeping over at Marias house

nothing much, at all. oh well. i'll tell you what i have done today. first i woke up a bit later than i planned. and then i went to school. and i had one free period there. and than i went home. mom came and picked me up, cause i quited earlier than planned. and theeeen i... i. had to install my cam once more. and i pestered Trevor. and then i talked to maria and ..here i am. :P i'm sleeping over at her house. we're going to Kr.Sand tomorrow. so, yes. i'm sleeping here.

i have a head ache. but i hope it'll go over soon. and Marias Net hates me. seriously it does! and i'm a bit bored. and i'm tired, so i should go to sleep. but haha, as if.

O.o i got a hole in my thigh(sp)

and that's it for today.
-Captain HB-

Maria! <3

I DO HATE YOU MARIA. and yes i am over at your house now. but the reason i hate her right now is because she won't send me the picture that she took of me. and ... i think you'd think it was a bit funny. but I'm sorry... MARIA wont send the picture to me!!!! so. GO AND KILL HER. she lives in Norway! so yes.

me and maria went for a trip. and on our way home, i had a blanket over me. and a backpack over there again. and socks on my hands. i looked SMART! just so you know. and well. I've laugh WAY to much today! my stomach hurts. indeed. and i'm like OVERHEATED. and... today i have had five cups of coffee so far, and if i want to sleep this night, i shouldn't have a tiny little drop more. so... i won''t drink anymore coffee.

today i had my longest school day so far this school year. from 8am to ... 3pm... and that is a long time. even though it's just 1 1/2 hour longer than before it's still a long time. and and i'm sick of school already. .. . ich been bored! that was a mix between German and English. yes. mhm, and that will maybe... iono.. oh well

now! i'm home again. confused?... :P
i should sleep.
-Captain HB-

oh!

TODAY nothing happen. well, except that we went to Lyngdal, and i met Merethe. and and i had a ice cream, and had lots of coke :D yammy! and after that we went home. THE shortest blog ever O.o

School

Today i had to meet at school 8.00am. everyone else had to meet up 11.00, and by everyone i mean Marias class, and i think it was unfair. oh well, what ca i do about it, nothing! so, all we got at school the first period was some info and some papers. and that was it. when she that figured that she didn't have anthing more to say she gave us 500NOK to use at a cafè. no, don't think that she is all nice an stuff, 'cause she's not. not at all. my first impression of her was that she seemed to be a nise lady, but after some time i now know that i was wrong. she has the habit of telling us ...*example* you have that day off. and mari, that class chosen one:P she always write things like that down. and two days later she is like, i never said that! and even though the whole class says that she did, she still say that she didn't say it.

well, we got a list of what teachers we're gonna have this year, and in Norwegian we're gonna have her we had last year. and i like her. we kind of likes the same things. so it is much funnier to write a story when you know that the one who's reading in enjoys it. gosh all the other school years i have had teachers who are so totally different than me, and i have had some trouble writing. but not anymore:)

yes. so after we had been to the cafè we went back to school. 'cause we're gonna BBQ. but i didn't eat anything. i don't like to eat infront of ... something like 200 people. na-ah. so, i was waiting on maria to be finish, so that we could go into the city. she had to look at some shoes. and i needed some pants. but it ended with both of us buying pants:P hehe. oh well. so after that we took the bus home. yup. so as you see. this is maybe the most interesting my days will ever be. well if not something unthinkable happens. you never know. but we do hope that the unthinkable happens, right? goodie.

-Captain HB-

moving?

hello, and welcome to my new blog :) well it's not new. but the skin is new. kind of. like it? hope so. today i was with those boys, you know. in that band. and uhm. yes. *I* was impressed! i didn't think was gonna play that good. well the guitar player was really good, but the bassist wasn't that good, but hey i'm not to say anything i wasn't that good at drum. but i think i was okay, and they asked if i want to come again another time:) and...

...oh yes. i may as well say it. we're gonna move. TAKE IT EASY. not from the city. just to another house. well we don't know which yet, they're looking after one. but it's still gonna be Ime. or Frøysland. but really i don't want to live there. but i want to live on ime!. meh. well, anyways when we move they said that i could get my drum kit :D YAY!!! but... mostly directed to Maria, don't kill me. I'll still love you. :) ... she is one of my bestest friends EVER!!!. so.

so. yes. me and Christine went on our little trip today. and after going through the city... well not right through it. but AROUND it. we went over the forest, it's a bit faster... i like to believe so!?! OKEY? and we stoped and looked at the city. it's beautiful. and when it gets dark and all the lights are one, and the river :) but i must say, it's not a beautiful city to live in, but it is beautiful otherwise. and well. my hands are full of cuts :P because we trowed rock down a hill side ^_^ it was funny. hehe, and well we were just Christine and Helene. stupid fouls!

Tomorrow stats school. 11.00am. and well guess what, i don't want to. shock? i think that all kids world over dislike school. and seriously i hope it stays that way. O.o but of course there are exception. and well... sshh on them! see ya

-Captain HB-

MOVIES

yes, well. uhm, if you notice i deleted my last post. uhm. yes. don't be sad, nothing importante. but yes. i'm not home today, i'm over at a friends house, and i'm gonna stay her till tomorrow. i was supposed to go to Frøysland to "mor og far" dad's parents. but since i'm gonna play drums for those people tomorrow morning. i'm just gona stay here, Christine, she i'm staying with, is going with me. i won't go alone you see. and besides, she knew where they lived. something i don't. so, yup. here i am. right now she is watching kids TV :P i just listen to them. she thinks that one of the characters reminds her of me, a duck. with glasses. so maybe it is me? i do love ducks. they QUACK! and that is so funny. when they quack quack! haha oh well.

oooh i know what i wanna do. i'm gonna make a list over all my movies that i have bought. i want to have a really big movie collection.i don'æt have that many yet. but that's gonna change. i've bought three movies already today. but simce i'm not home now i have to wait before i can do it, well, i can say which movies i bought today:) itwas:
-DogdeBall
-The Brothers Grimm
-StarWars VI (the return of the Jedi)
yup. i wanna have all the StarWars movies. i like StarWars. nothing bad about them is there? nope, thought so. i can't wait to see KanonBall. i have seen it once before. and it was so funny so when i saw it in the store i just had to buy it.i have seen borthers Grimm before too, and i love that one. and Heath Ledger is, i think every girl/woman and even Ninja Pirate thinks so, BEAUTIFUL. heh. and together with Dylan Moran and Johnny Deep... gosh, when i think of it, why can't they make a movie together? you know, for me *big smile* i think they should do it.

oh, and Bob. the fish remeber?, is really criminal, he's tearing up the plants i bought for him. how do you teach a fish not to tear up things. how do you even teach a fish? ooh the big Question. yeye. i think that i should go and be social... :P

-Captain HB-

Bob aand Whiskey

today i have done a lot, except what i said i was gonna do. i helped mom clean the whole TV-room. ... washing the walls and the ceiling. and the windows. yeah, and i cleaned my own room. but i didn't vacuum the living room. gosh, shes gonna kill me O.o SSHH! well well the reason for that i cleaned my own room was because i got tow fishes today. (oh that sentence sounded weird...) they are the same age but one of them, the one who is called Bob, so SO much bigger than Whiskey. she i got them from said it was because Bob has been eating all those smaller fishes. :P oh well i love him all ready. so i have been busy fixing the aquarium for them :) but i am so good as done. and the finishing product is lovely:)

well, i have been thinking of what the hell to write about today, and i got a text message right when i thought of it, so why not talk about cellphones? i mean, i think i love that man or woman who invented cellphones. but in the same time i really wanna kill him/her. it's a nice way to like say hello to a friend, but you don't want to talk to them. and to say quick thing like "buy milk" but in the same time... think of all the text messages that is send every second in the world. i don't think there is a second where there's not send a text message. Gosh how frustrating. just by thinking on it my brain hurts. i mean... i mean... who is it that is keeping a eye on it? and what if the whole system fall to the ground O.o aaah, HEEEELP MEEEE!

i'm freezing, but i don't care to go done and get a sweater. so.. here i'm sitting. cold. and i want ice-cream... aah kill me.
-Captain HB-

intresting?

okay, what have i done today? well. i have been sleeping O.o and eating O.o and.. yes the usual stuff. went to the store for mom. and i should vacuum the house. but... i forgot. must do it tomorrow. ooh i have news :D

some days ago when i was walking out from the bus there was one that stop me and asked "you play drums, yes?" and i just... WTF!?! ... i was thinking that.. and answered something like this " uhm... eh... yes. but... b-but i haven't played in a long time, and i don't have a drum kit" haha. than he said" oh i know you are good, i heard you down at Vassmyra" (Vassmyra is my old school, i played in the school band.) "ooh, oh, oh okay, well that's ...nice" and i was think like, uhm. you're ... *look up and down* 18-19 how the hell!?! and he said that he had a drum kit, and that he would like me to come and play one time :) i said yes, and i got his number. so i'm gonna go over there on Sunday and play a little. and i'm thinking on dragging christine with me :P i won't ... dare.... to go alone :P

so that is pretty much the only interesting i have to say. and that is a bit disturbing. and boring... WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! ooh i know. go and eat my banana ice-cream. nt i don't think i'm gonna do that. i have already eaten half of the box O.o heh. what can i say, i like it! DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY! and yes. the whole box is mine " my precious!" O.o

oh well. you know i think i'm gonna write about something i am hearing in the background of the music i'm listening to. yes. i'm listening to moms music, while she has the radio on. well what the radio says "gay people reads worse than straight(SP) does" i mean... WHAT THE HELL. can't people be gay if they want. and i doubt that the read worse the we do. and i'm just gonna mention that the Norwegian church don't like homosexual people. i remember one time a in the media. there was a person that was gonna be priest. but wasn't allowed because he was homosexual. i thought the Jesus and gos loved all people? oh well what do i know. but i just have to say, can't the like/ love what ever sex they want?

and now from one thing to another mom has a weird taste of music. REALLY WEIRD. but that's just how that is. maybe that is the cause of my even more weird taste in music? probably.but i like some of her music :) like Arlo Guthrie he's tough(sp) oh well, whatever. i have to go to bed now. school starts soon, and i have to practice the early mornings. HAH as if that gonna happen.

-Captain HB-

Ninja Pirates

Today, i haven't done much. nothing much at all. but i have done something. i hope... yes, i was with mom to the store. and and i helped her clean the kitchen... kind of. and she's angry at me for not vacuum the house. i think... no wait i don't ever think. I mean, no what i don't ever mean anything... well, anyways. after that i ate dinner and then Merethe came. mhm. but now i am thinking, what the hell do you care? like why should you care about my day, what i have done. i guess that you don't so i SO gonna quit that. well for today at least. but as i have mentioned in a older post, i'm a Ninja Pirate! i have always been one.

ninja pirates isn't like a child from a pirate and a ninja... they're just born that way. and when they get a child, that child isn't a ninja pirate. and ninja pirates are immortal. they can never die. and you can never trick one. so they are pretty much on the top over the food rank. yes, are you jealous? should be. and no, you can't just say "i'm a ninja pirate too" because that's not how it works. because every year we have a meeting. no i can't tell you where. but anyways. on that meting every single ninja pirate from all over the world comes. no it isn't so many about 50 or so. so we have written down the names of everyone. and i have a copy of it. so if your name is on that list, well then i guess your a ninja pirate. but i doubt it. sorry.

and with that said. beware. you never know when i'm gonna kill you in your sleep.

oh. latest news. i have to go to bed. uhm... mom is sending me to bed. yes. so... see ya
-Captain HB-

dear jack!

erh. guess what. after mom borrowed my laptop i can't turn it on. maybe you understand that I'm not the happiest girl in town... i mean, what on earth did she do, if it was she who did it. i don't know. well, so I'm kinda borrowing moms comp. no I'm not gonna destroy it. and have i ever mentioned how much i hate her keyboard? well now i do. i hate it. it makes a very loud noise when you type, and the ... keys? are very hard. and i wish my laptop, who is named Jack and i will start using that name now, was working. i really hope we can fix it tomorrow, if not. well i don't know what to do.

so right now i'm lying in the chair, which was mine before. but mom and dad decided to take it *sniff* i feel sorry for it, and i never had the time to name it. but anyways, i have the keyboard on my lap, and i'm sitting really good here. but erh. i could have been sitting in my bed. and i promise you. my bed is SO much more compfy. i'm listening to a radio. it rocks. www.buzzradiolive.com you should really try it. they play good music and they're really cool people. at least her i know. DJ shakeyerbooty. ^_^

*sniff* i miss jack. and and if i lose all the things i have on my laptop i'm gonna kill myself! seriously, i'm so gonna die. why have i never taken the backup thingy? but i'm thinking. no why should i do that, jack is nice. but look. it's broken *sniff again* and and i'm not gonna survive if i lose all the pictures and the music goes away. and all my bookmarks. i'm not gonna let that happen. yes. well. anyways.

i will have to try and survive. no that i want to... uhm... yes. my eyes are tired now. and my brain. and i should maybe go to bed. but hey do i want to?! no! and second, no wait there is no second. oh yes. bookie *IF* you are reading this, i will say it again. do some more video bloging ^_^ and don't scream. :) all good? good!
-Captain HB- (oh i'm thinking if changing my name. from CaptainHB to He-len-uh!)

I'M NOT 15 GODDAMNIT!

yes. well. to be honest, alot has happend since last time i posted here. but how much do i care to write here? aah. questions. i don't like them. well i like them. but not allways. wellwell. so *chough* yes, i'm still alive.

i've been working, mostly. when i haven't been working, i've been with Christine. and we've been...er... doing... oh i don't know, complainting and sleeping i think:P .i have been sleeping at christines. yes. she works where i work. and uhm.. yesterday i got my nabel(sp) pierced. :D it wasn't at painful as i thought i would be. i would love to do it again.

yes, so today. i got in a "fight" with my boss. with him being a jurk i just answered him as everynw should(but they don't) and in the end of the day it started like this. we had a pot we couldn't get clean. so i said to him "we need "stålull*" he came in and said " have you tryed that*points at a sponge* "yes of course" i snapped. yes, we were all abit tired and angry. and then he was like " you need to learn how to behave woth people, you're just 15 years old!!" " I'M NOT 15 i'm 16 thanks you, soon to be 17!!!" haha, i allmost peed my pants it was so funny. and everyone else in the kitchen had to hurry out so that he didn't see them laugh. mhm. so yes. he's abit agnry at me.
(*i don't know what it is in English)

so yes. i don't know if he want's me to work there anymore:P but i don't really care. he's so stupid. i mean how cares more for his flowers than his emploees(sp) no. nobody likes him. and if there are somone that does. they HAVE to be sick!

but except from that, nothing intresting has happend. kind off boring *sigh*
i wanna play Wii. so see ya later.
-Captain HB-

oh yes!

yes. well. i'm in a convo on skype. where i'm not quite in the convo. i think thay talk about a guy that was in prison, with a lot of money, and... was set free. and crashed a car... O.o oh wait. now thay talk about a president and a clown. oh dear. i'm so lost. but but, thats okay. and now, everyone dissapeard. well kinda. the host needed to go and eat dinner. so someone else needed to be the host. so, now it is kitty how is. and they can hear me. YaY.

gosh i have to do so much work these next days. i have to work every day. i don't really want to. but i get some money. indeed i do. and i can use them on what i want :D lalala. that is the only up-side about it.

oh, i have the mic on... i have to stop makeing stupid noices... right away. yes, i stoped now. mhm.

so. well. i haven't had a intrestoing day today, not that i ever have... and that is kinda boring. i want to be an intresting perosn. with alot of intresting things to say. and, and. i don't... and i think that is a bit sad. to not be an intresting person.

O.o they're laughing at me. wellwell, i'm used to that. but as i was saying. oh. i wanna be an intresting person. i need to know how to be an intresting person. oh and i should make the list over thinks i like. but. i REALLY don't want to. 'cause there are *counts on my fingers* 2 persons how says "get to bed! you have work tomorrow" so. i have to hurry abit. but you know. me being me, i camn't go to bed. 'cause they say that i must. so if they just keep their mouth shut maybe i can get to bed abit early.

but then again. no. i'm Helene. i don't get to bed early... at least not now. IT IS SUMMERVACATION, GODDAMNIT. so, nah. i'm not going to bed yet. hah! oh, you know what. my legs hurts abit. i don't know why. maybe it is because of the work. but i'm not sure. i never am. but if i was, no i don't know. soo. yeah.

well i should probably end this post. yes, yes i should. so
see ya:)
-Captain HB-

oh, i almost forgot. thanks to Charlie who made this really beautiful banner to me :)

Go Charlie!

>_>

i have been thinking a bit, yes be shocked it dosn't happen that often, and i have figured out that i'm a bit jealous. 'what, on who?!' you might think. well. after some serious i've come to that i'm jealous of those who can write really long blog posts. i wanna do that to. and talk about something intrestimng. not like this. *looks at curtains* i wanna write a long post with something important. but what is that importante that i makes me wanna write a long post? i do not know.

but i do know that i have 5 books that i have to read. but i haven't have time to read lately. have been working like hell. and now i have to days off. i think i maybe have say this in another post. me don't remember O.o .

ooh, my neck hurts. at least when i look to the left.*run up the stairs, and runs down* tomorrow i'm going to the Zoo with merethe and maria. i cant wait :)

I HATE SEAGULLS! or whatever they're called. i hate them. and together with everything else i hate maybe i shoud write a lits of things i hate!

seagulls,
rain,
sun,
some(kinda many) people,
mess,
system,
early mornings,
spiders,
mooses,
bees,
things i don't understand,
things i DO understand,
stupid music,
stupid people,
MSN,
scissors,
Yahoo,
cold,
stupid
net,
wannabe people,
red apples,
work,
running,
blink(norwegian site),
nettby(norwegian site),
norwegian.

as you see. in the end it's a long list of things. and i don't want to write more of them. it's just a few things i hate there. next time i should take what i like. heh:P

right, i'm not gonna write more today...
-Captain HB-

O.o i neep help

yes, well, two none work days now *big smile*
yaya. it's kinda late now O.o maybe i shpuld try to get some sleep now... HAH, never gonna happend!

oh dear. i've totally lost it. i'm scared! i think i should... i should... leave the net. yea, that would be good. at least for a night:P

so...
-Captain HB-