Monday, July 30, 2007

Finally

mhm. okay. i'm back. it's been a while since last time... i think *funny face* but anyways. the theme for today iiiis (i was gonna take lov, but then i remembered a curtain "Cara" who reads it and decided to take:) Norbit! (it's a movie!) i saw the trailer at TV. yes i do watch lot at TV. and i thought to myself. i wanna see that movie. so when me and mom was at the store i saw that movie and i brought it. and i have now. and i have seen it. *I* think it was funny :) mom didn't... she's to..to... adult.. yeah.

so lately i have been working, alot, and sleeping, and eating icecream. not good :/ but but... i don't care. hah.

you know, i don't know where people are... well my brother is sleeping and dad is at work... but where is mom, she's usually up by now O.o spooky. hehe. wellwell. so. maybe i should talk about somehing more importante...like *thinks* oh yeah. i'm not gonna be so much online the rest of this week and the next one. *sigh* why not, you wonder? well i'm going to work... work allmost everyday, except monday and thusday, but on thusday i'm gonna go to the zoo with maria.

and i'm sorry for that i haven't posted a blog before now. but i had to half done posts, to be posted. but i never came so far that i fixed them and posted.

this new guy, well he isn't new, just that i haven't worked with him before. he smelld SO good ^_^

right, gotta get going.
-Captain HB-

Friday, July 27, 2007

I think i'm all alone

I think I’m all alone.

Afternoon turned to evening, the sun hanging low in the reddening sky. Grasshoppers loudly chirped in nearby fields, and birds sang their joyful songs. The heat of the day was starting to die down to a perfect outdoors temperature. It was the kind of day to sit outside with an iced drink and lounge around, forgetting anything unpleasant floating through around your mind. Just thinking about it would ruin the perfection.

Leaves rustled in the tree shading Kristina, and the breeze chilled her skin—but not enough to warrant fetching a blanket. She wished the breeze away, wanting some of the heat to return. In one of her hands, she held a copy of æharry Potter—which had been on her list of things to read for months, but she’d never found the time to dip into it.
Her Dad had recently died in a traffic accident—his car totally wrecked.
Having never really recovered from the loss of her husband, Kristina’s mother became ill herself—leaving her daughter to take care of her little brother.
Nevertheless, she coped with it because she loved her mother, and knew that if she asked anyone for help, they’d be separated—her and her brother put into foster care, and her mother left alone.

Kristina could hear the crunch of footsteps behind her. Worried, she turned around. Linda, her mother, had not been this far from her bed in weeks. Afraid she’d fall, Kristina dropped her book, rushed to her and led her to a chair alongside hers. More worrying to the girl was her mother’s expression. She was smiling and inexplicably joyful grin.

Hesitantly, Kristina asked: “Mom…are you alright?” No answer.

She just sat calmly, looking across the plain outside their house. Scattered with wildflowers and bushes, it was still essentially a desert.

The girl tried a second time: “Mom, are you alright? Mom?”

“Is Kasper sleeping?” She answered after a few moments, her voice rusty from disuse.

Is this why Linda had come all the way out here? Kristina began to feel uneasy about the odd smile on her mother’s face. She wasn’t sure what to say, so she replied a simple “Yes”.

A few minutes passed before Linda volunteered, “May I have a glass of water, please?” still looking across the plain.

This gave Kristina a chance to get away from her mother for a minute, to think over what was going on—just this morning she’d heard her crying in the next room, as she did every day since her husband’s funeral.
It was when she turned the tap on to fill the glass that she noticed how eerily quiet the house was. Even when asleep, Kasper was a noisy kid—he fidgeted in his sleep.
She walked to his bedroom and flicked the lights on. The bed bar was down, and Kasper was nowhere to be seen.

“Kasper if you’re hiding, come out right now—this isn’t funny.” She tried to keep her voice full of authority, but it trembled as she spoke.

A yip from the closet not two feet from her made her jump and spill the water over herself. She jumped to the door, and yanked it open to find Kasper buried under a mound of clothes.

“What happened!?” She almost shouted, her voice getting increasingly high-pitched. She took Kasper in her arms, and could feel him shaking, totally silent, his eyes widened in shock. Tears began to roll down his cheeks as he relaxed in Kristina’s arms, still mute.

Linda! She heard footsteps entering the house. Kasper froze up again, still held in Kristina’s arms as she walked up and down the bedroom, her heart pounding. She tried to calm herself, but couldn’t. She knew her mother was behind this, and had come back into the house, was probably looking for her. There was no way to tell where she was, because her footsteps echoed from wall to wall and down corridors.

She took a deep breath and walked towards the bedroom door, still cradling her brother. The front door was wide open; as she had left it, but she could see the pink fluffy slippers her mother had been wearing outside, placed beside the entrance.

A loud thump broke the dead silence, Kristina jumped, thinking something in the room had fallen to the floor, but sharp pain spread up her leg. She dropped her brother and yelled at him.

“RUN!”

Kasper disappeared from the room and out the front door as fast as he could, leaving Kristina to collapse on her bum, clutching the leg where she’d been shot. She heard noises coming from the kitchen.

The young boy ran out of the house, but had no idea what to do from there. He ran to the garage, but that solved nothing. The red sun was diving below the horizon as two loud shots pierced the air. Kasper choked back a scream, but tears began to flow down his face once more—despite being young, he knew what it meant.

He was only four years old when the neighbours heard his knock on their door, and he told them:

“I think I’m all alone.”

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

bæ mø kykkeliky

i know, i didn't write yestarday.. bad me.. but seriously, i didn't have anything to talk about... not that i have anything now >_> (brb for 20 mins....) *playing Opeth - To bid you farewell* okay back. so. i got some new shoes for my job today. love them ^_^ but i don't wanna talk about my job. nuh uh!

i don't like cows. they're just stupid animals. but in the same way i love them, without the milk i would've died... seriously. y'know what? i want ice cream... (brb...again) *playing muse -Sing For Absolution * so, i'm back again. and just for the record "...'cause..." is NO answer. and i'm deadly tired! and and .... never mind.

okay. i just have to say this, YES it is about my job... >_> SHUT IT! well. i'm so talking loud to myself when i'm working. and sometimes i'm singing. i find it funny, and believe me, the others do too. and today when i was taking a thingyy with around 20 glasses in over to the glass-cleaning-machine i allmost lost my grip, but it made alot of noice indeed, so i just stood up and said: "it's okay!!!" and it all happend so quickly that the two cooks started laughing, and they couldn't stop! i think the was laughing about it for like 10 minutes!!! and evertime i came ino the kitchen they started laughing, or just said: "it's okay!!"

haha. wellwell, nighty night.
-Captain HB-

Saturday, July 21, 2007

10th post!

so this is my 10th post. *feeling flink (good in norwegian)* it's special! well not really. and i'll tell you a seacret. you know the other post.. the nr. 9 one. i wrote that one in Word, so there isn't so many typos... but.. uhm. dont tell anyone okay? *blig smile*

so today i worked 10 hours. i'm good aye?! OH DEAR!!!!! you know what i have forgot to tell you guys!?!?! no, no you don't.. but i'll tell you now. it is that i'm a pirate. but after some search in my family tree, i figured out that i'm a Ninja Pirate! and that is like a really big YEAH!!! 'couse that makes me stringer and better in every way than those silly ninjas and pirates! HAHAHA... so *chough*

10 hours at work today, but it wasn't so hard today, at least not as hard as yesterday. my neck and back is much better today ^_^. but because of the weather it's not that many people. and i'm glad for that :) so i hope, good i hope no one at work reads this, that it's raining tomorrow too...

well so whit this said, i think i should go to bed... *nods* yes i should. nighty night
-Captain HB-

right, so here's another one O.o

No, I haven’t forgotten. I’m just a bit late. I’m writing it now, right!? Well, so this was my second day at work. And yes it is hard! Yesterday I worked 4 hours, and I thought that was hard. Today I worked 8, 5 hours! And my neck, back, legs AND feets hurt like hell!!! But I did have a good time… believe it or not.

So, what’s up? No wait… What’s going on? Yeah that’s better. Because now you can’t say: “the sky is up…” or something... Yeah, I’m smart!!!…. Shut it!!! And just for the record, there’s nothing going on over here, just me trying to get this blog finished while looking at a “movie” but I’m getting the hang of it ^_^ OMH HE JUST PICKED HIS NOSE!!!!... uhm… well… Where did the sound go!?! I hate it! Never mind that.

You know what. Because I really don’t know… but I wished I knew. It would make everything SO much easier, really. Oh there is something I know. But… I don’t know if I’d like to share it with you… oh heck, why not? I like… A LOT!!!! O.o you didn’t see that coming, did you? OH DEAR HOLY GOD, HE’S SICK O.o!!!! *chough* GAD, HE CAN’T SING! STOP SINGING!!! But right, so uhm… I think that I should go to bed. Like right away… so

Nighty night.
-Captain HB-

Thursday, July 19, 2007

First day at work

so, now i have been at work. and .. YES my back hurt... what did you thingk!!!? and just for the record, working as a dishwaseer and cleaning help in a bar/resturant is damn hard! and i should get some muscels from this.. if not... i son't think we should talk about that.. really. oh yes blister hust too, mhm they do. and i have like... MANY...

well so apart from that, i think that it should go buses to twelve, and not just to ten... i have to go home.. but not today, Mariann and Christian drove me home today :) but i probably have to go home the upcoming days... or call mom and ask if she can come and get me. which i think i'll do. but i actually want to go to work tomorrow. it was kinda fun... not when it was stressful... you know what i mean(and if you don't, to bad for you)

right now my eye make a funny sound:P i need food... cake.. and MILK! have i ever said how much i like milk? no not like... LOVE!!! how much i love milk. if i go a day without milk, i get a headache. and we don't want that, that my opinion.... right, so uhm

see ya
-Captain HB-

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

GODAMNIT

yes, the job thingy went well, i think. so tomorrow six pm i'm going to go down there and try it, and see how it is. and if i like it, and if they think i'm good enough then the job is mine. i hope it goes okay. *cross fingers* so today me an my brother was in Mandal, he wanted to spend some money he got from his birthday, and i needed black pants. i found some! YaY!

this day has gone fast, not that it's sp late right now... oh god, i don't have anything to talk about, except that i don't have nything to talk about... I HATE IT!!!!! ÆÆÆÆÆ!

*chough*
-Captain HB-

Christine! :D

today, has been a shity day.. but not really. it's been a wieard day yes. i vacuumed the house cleand the bathroom and help mom with the food for my little brothers birthday. there were like 20 people here... well, except from that.. uhm.. no... so anyways. i was down at the "marna Cafe" where i'm gonna work, if everythings goes as planned... and it's not allways :/ but i hope it goes fine, for if it does i'll have a job for the summer, and i'd like the money :P who wouldn't?!

and Christine asked me, around half past twelve AM, if i'd like to go for a walk, so okay i did, and we talked about everything really, and i liked that. we used to be with each other all the time before, and when we got sick of each other it was like:
Christine: i'm sick of you, i'm going
Me: good, be gone!
and the next day it's
Christine: Heey, wanna do something?
Me: sure! what do you wanna do?
and i find it rather funny, and she's like the blond popular girl, and i'm the wieard one! and we are so different that her mom once said, how the heck do you two stay friends?!(she is a friend of my mom) and i don't have an answer... and whenn we talked today, i suddenly realized how much i missed her, and her stupid comments or her way of laughing...

and that's probably it!
see ya
-Captain HB-

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

*4* *orange*

right *hick-up* so i have now seen "A night at the Roxbury" and it was at some parts funnier than i thought. and some places was just deadly boring:P but seen all in all, i liked it! *hick-up* so even though none of you have posted a film that you want me to see, i have to rate this then. and i will give it a strong 4. if you need a laugh this is the movie.

so with that said, i'll go over to the daily things. like my grand pa had birthday today:) so we were over there most of the day. mhm and i got my hair cut. it feels like i don't have hair left >.< even though i have long hair now. before it was really long, now it's just long... mmm. something like that.

i'm gonna be orange!.. STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY! the world isn't faling apart just because of that! and and.. er... i don't really like the color orange, but still i wanna be orange. and the reason is, yes i have a reason, before, when i was little, i always had something orange on me ^_^ heh. that's one of the things a friends remember about me from when we were little. and yes it's true. but there's a reason that i was wearing orange all the time... mom said it suted me! so then it must be true... err. right?

and i should probably be going to bed. tomorrow is Simens birthday, and i have to go to Mandal and buy him a opresent... not that i'm sure what i'm gonna buy... but i hope'll think of something, wait let me refrace that sentence " i know i'll think of something"

oh and i have two last things to say before i go... so hang on, okay?
the first thing: i'm a "Ninja Pirate" and i'm immortal!
the second thing: i have a job for the summer... most likely... hopefully...

sooo, see ya
-Captain HB-

Monday, July 16, 2007

death to spoons

"What is love? " yes, that is the song that's going through my head. and yes there is a reason. i'm gonna watch "A Night at the Roxbury" i have seeen it once before, but i can't remember anything about it, other than that it's funny! so i wanna watch it again soon. and i hope it will be as funny as last time, or even funnier.

so, yeah, that's pretty much it. OH wait i forgot. you know what i did today?!? i cleaned my room. like totally cleaned it. with soap and stuff O.oyeah, unbelivable, huh? my friend was so socked when she saw it. " WOAH HELENE, YOU HAVE CLEANED IT!" and after the sock we saw "Advent Children" by Final Fantasy VII i like that movie. and i think that every girl/woman should have their own Cloud, if they want to that is... i know i want one :P

and i like forks, spoons are overrated!
once my brest frined and i was cleaning their kitchen, and she was standing there with a spoon in her hands and she said: " you know, spoons are dangerous" and just looked at her and answered "er... okay, why?" and then she hit me right in the forehead with the spoon "therefore!"

no it's not funny, it hurt really bad! and after that i have allways hated spoons:P so GO FORK POWER!!!! forks pwn! big time!!!

see ya
-Captain HB-

Saturday, July 14, 2007

another one? O.o

so, uhm, yes. here's another one, and i'm sorry, i still don't know what to write about. but i can say that there are probably gonna be alot of changing on the site, and i hope it doesn't bother you that much.

so with that said... WELCOME! once again you have come in here to read what i write. i'm proud of you, i really am... er... well, just to have something to talk about; i'm going to the cinema to day :D to see Harry Potter. oh dear! i can't remember what it's called. oh dear, that's not good. but i know that on the book cover there's a lot of blue? yes? am i right? i'm disappointed by myself, i am.

oh yes. now i have been to the cinema and seen the harry potter movie. i must say, it was rather short, but i liked it! indeed i did. it was yay yay! oh you know what, this gave me an idea of whet this blog can be about. film, i can say what i think about them :) so please! say which film you want me to see and say what i think about them. no, no porn! but pretty much anything else. i have seen alot of films lately, kinda addicted to them. and i know that's not so good....

so, SAY WHAT FILM, AND I'LL WATCH IT! and tell you what i thought about it, and maybe even give it a 1-6 on Captain HB 1-6 thingy. er..
just tell me what movie you want me to watch... okay?! good.

and, uhm, you are now allowed to show this site you your friends and stuff. yes, yes you are. aren't you proud of me? well you should. :)

see ya
-Captain HB-

Friday, July 13, 2007

well, the first one.

right. so here's the first one. i don't really know what to write about. and if i'm right, i don't think that there is anybody that will read this. and excuse my English, i know that sometimes it really suck, but that's maybe because i'm from norway... i don't know. i wish i did though.

so what's the theme for this first blog be? well i know. i can introduse you to Me, Myslef and I. it is mostly Me who controls everything, but sometimes I and Myself takes over. and when they do... run...

so. uhm. today at dinner, mom had made pizza. and since it's friday we don't sit round the table and eat. i had something i'mportante to say to mom, well not that importante, anyways. as i was in the middel of what i had to say she starts to back out of the kitchen as i talk, and in the middel of a sentence it was like: "...and than, come back i'm not finish yet, he said.." hehe it was so funny we almost laugh us to death. yes i know not so funny, but i have a sucky humor... and that's, well i think so, is mom's fault...

and, i must admit, i spend to much damn time here with my laptop... so now lately the second i open my laptop i get bored... so me and my friend has desided to noe spand so much time here. we have made a list that we have taped on to the cover of the laptop, so everytime i'm about to open it, i see that list and does something that stands there.

well, nect time i post, hope it dosn't take that long, i'll have something more intresing to talk about :)

see ya
-Captain HB-