Ninja Pirates

Today, i haven't done much. nothing much at all. but i have done something. i hope... yes, i was with mom to the store. and and i helped her clean the kitchen... kind of. and she's angry at me for not vacuum the house. i think... no wait i don't ever think. I mean, no what i don't ever mean anything... well, anyways. after that i ate dinner and then Merethe came. mhm. but now i am thinking, what the hell do you care? like why should you care about my day, what i have done. i guess that you don't so i SO gonna quit that. well for today at least. but as i have mentioned in a older post, i'm a Ninja Pirate! i have always been one.

ninja pirates isn't like a child from a pirate and a ninja... they're just born that way. and when they get a child, that child isn't a ninja pirate. and ninja pirates are immortal. they can never die. and you can never trick one. so they are pretty much on the top over the food rank. yes, are you jealous? should be. and no, you can't just say "i'm a ninja pirate too" because that's not how it works. because every year we have a meeting. no i can't tell you where. but anyways. on that meting every single ninja pirate from all over the world comes. no it isn't so many about 50 or so. so we have written down the names of everyone. and i have a copy of it. so if your name is on that list, well then i guess your a ninja pirate. but i doubt it. sorry.

and with that said. beware. you never know when i'm gonna kill you in your sleep.

oh. latest news. i have to go to bed. uhm... mom is sending me to bed. yes. so... see ya
-Captain HB-

dear jack!

erh. guess what. after mom borrowed my laptop i can't turn it on. maybe you understand that I'm not the happiest girl in town... i mean, what on earth did she do, if it was she who did it. i don't know. well, so I'm kinda borrowing moms comp. no I'm not gonna destroy it. and have i ever mentioned how much i hate her keyboard? well now i do. i hate it. it makes a very loud noise when you type, and the ... keys? are very hard. and i wish my laptop, who is named Jack and i will start using that name now, was working. i really hope we can fix it tomorrow, if not. well i don't know what to do.

so right now i'm lying in the chair, which was mine before. but mom and dad decided to take it *sniff* i feel sorry for it, and i never had the time to name it. but anyways, i have the keyboard on my lap, and i'm sitting really good here. but erh. i could have been sitting in my bed. and i promise you. my bed is SO much more compfy. i'm listening to a radio. it rocks. www.buzzradiolive.com you should really try it. they play good music and they're really cool people. at least her i know. DJ shakeyerbooty. ^_^

*sniff* i miss jack. and and if i lose all the things i have on my laptop i'm gonna kill myself! seriously, i'm so gonna die. why have i never taken the backup thingy? but i'm thinking. no why should i do that, jack is nice. but look. it's broken *sniff again* and and i'm not gonna survive if i lose all the pictures and the music goes away. and all my bookmarks. i'm not gonna let that happen. yes. well. anyways.

i will have to try and survive. no that i want to... uhm... yes. my eyes are tired now. and my brain. and i should maybe go to bed. but hey do i want to?! no! and second, no wait there is no second. oh yes. bookie *IF* you are reading this, i will say it again. do some more video bloging ^_^ and don't scream. :) all good? good!
-Captain HB- (oh i'm thinking if changing my name. from CaptainHB to He-len-uh!)

I'M NOT 15 GODDAMNIT!

yes. well. to be honest, alot has happend since last time i posted here. but how much do i care to write here? aah. questions. i don't like them. well i like them. but not allways. wellwell. so *chough* yes, i'm still alive.

i've been working, mostly. when i haven't been working, i've been with Christine. and we've been...er... doing... oh i don't know, complainting and sleeping i think:P .i have been sleeping at christines. yes. she works where i work. and uhm.. yesterday i got my nabel(sp) pierced. :D it wasn't at painful as i thought i would be. i would love to do it again.

yes, so today. i got in a "fight" with my boss. with him being a jurk i just answered him as everynw should(but they don't) and in the end of the day it started like this. we had a pot we couldn't get clean. so i said to him "we need "stålull*" he came in and said " have you tryed that*points at a sponge* "yes of course" i snapped. yes, we were all abit tired and angry. and then he was like " you need to learn how to behave woth people, you're just 15 years old!!" " I'M NOT 15 i'm 16 thanks you, soon to be 17!!!" haha, i allmost peed my pants it was so funny. and everyone else in the kitchen had to hurry out so that he didn't see them laugh. mhm. so yes. he's abit agnry at me.
(*i don't know what it is in English)

so yes. i don't know if he want's me to work there anymore:P but i don't really care. he's so stupid. i mean how cares more for his flowers than his emploees(sp) no. nobody likes him. and if there are somone that does. they HAVE to be sick!

but except from that, nothing intresting has happend. kind off boring *sigh*
i wanna play Wii. so see ya later.
-Captain HB-

oh yes!

yes. well. i'm in a convo on skype. where i'm not quite in the convo. i think thay talk about a guy that was in prison, with a lot of money, and... was set free. and crashed a car... O.o oh wait. now thay talk about a president and a clown. oh dear. i'm so lost. but but, thats okay. and now, everyone dissapeard. well kinda. the host needed to go and eat dinner. so someone else needed to be the host. so, now it is kitty how is. and they can hear me. YaY.

gosh i have to do so much work these next days. i have to work every day. i don't really want to. but i get some money. indeed i do. and i can use them on what i want :D lalala. that is the only up-side about it.

oh, i have the mic on... i have to stop makeing stupid noices... right away. yes, i stoped now. mhm.

so. well. i haven't had a intrestoing day today, not that i ever have... and that is kinda boring. i want to be an intresting perosn. with alot of intresting things to say. and, and. i don't... and i think that is a bit sad. to not be an intresting person.

O.o they're laughing at me. wellwell, i'm used to that. but as i was saying. oh. i wanna be an intresting person. i need to know how to be an intresting person. oh and i should make the list over thinks i like. but. i REALLY don't want to. 'cause there are *counts on my fingers* 2 persons how says "get to bed! you have work tomorrow" so. i have to hurry abit. but you know. me being me, i camn't go to bed. 'cause they say that i must. so if they just keep their mouth shut maybe i can get to bed abit early.

but then again. no. i'm Helene. i don't get to bed early... at least not now. IT IS SUMMERVACATION, GODDAMNIT. so, nah. i'm not going to bed yet. hah! oh, you know what. my legs hurts abit. i don't know why. maybe it is because of the work. but i'm not sure. i never am. but if i was, no i don't know. soo. yeah.

well i should probably end this post. yes, yes i should. so
see ya:)
-Captain HB-

oh, i almost forgot. thanks to Charlie who made this really beautiful banner to me :)

Go Charlie!

>_>

i have been thinking a bit, yes be shocked it dosn't happen that often, and i have figured out that i'm a bit jealous. 'what, on who?!' you might think. well. after some serious i've come to that i'm jealous of those who can write really long blog posts. i wanna do that to. and talk about something intrestimng. not like this. *looks at curtains* i wanna write a long post with something important. but what is that importante that i makes me wanna write a long post? i do not know.

but i do know that i have 5 books that i have to read. but i haven't have time to read lately. have been working like hell. and now i have to days off. i think i maybe have say this in another post. me don't remember O.o .

ooh, my neck hurts. at least when i look to the left.*run up the stairs, and runs down* tomorrow i'm going to the Zoo with merethe and maria. i cant wait :)

I HATE SEAGULLS! or whatever they're called. i hate them. and together with everything else i hate maybe i shoud write a lits of things i hate!

seagulls,
rain,
sun,
some(kinda many) people,
mess,
system,
early mornings,
spiders,
mooses,
bees,
things i don't understand,
things i DO understand,
stupid music,
stupid people,
MSN,
scissors,
Yahoo,
cold,
stupid
net,
wannabe people,
red apples,
work,
running,
blink(norwegian site),
nettby(norwegian site),
norwegian.

as you see. in the end it's a long list of things. and i don't want to write more of them. it's just a few things i hate there. next time i should take what i like. heh:P

right, i'm not gonna write more today...
-Captain HB-

O.o i neep help

yes, well, two none work days now *big smile*
yaya. it's kinda late now O.o maybe i shpuld try to get some sleep now... HAH, never gonna happend!

oh dear. i've totally lost it. i'm scared! i think i should... i should... leave the net. yea, that would be good. at least for a night:P

so...
-Captain HB-